"Am I getting older or is the supermarket finally playing _____ music?" (notable) --Indian Hills Community Center sign, boredpanda.com/funny-sign-guy-vince-rozmiarek/, #12
One-time political union between Egypt (including the occupied Gaza Strip) and Syria (initials) --Wikipedia
Traveler's actual complaint: "No-one told us there would be ____ in the water. The children were scared." (animals) --KM FB posting, 06/23/21
"Of course, the number of whites is on the decline. Their most famous person told them to drink _____." (peroxide) --Sarah Silverman talking about newly released census data, 08/11/21
Greek letter after "phi" --Wikipedia
Champion, savior --lexico.com
With 'up", heighten, enhance, make louder --wordhippo.com
Sen. Rand ____ (R-KY), advocate for deregulation who believes businesses should have the right to discriminate against whomever they want, protests YouTube banning him for 7 days for his video stating masks ineffective against Covid. (last name) --queerty.com, 08/11/21
More than 9,000 file victims-of-_________ sexual abuse lawsuits during NY's expanded filing window. (underage) --AP, 08/13/21
Considered a "public ivy", TX's college based in Austin --en.wikipedia.org
"Syrup of root" and "ninny-broth", 17th century words for this. "Go Juice" and "mud" came later. --"Jeopardy"
Sarah Silverman, guest host, "Jimmie Kimmel Live," 08/11/21: For the price of parking at Disneyland [$275], you can now get a message from the vampire who held a press conference next to a dildo store. (person she's talking about, last name)
"If you don't need a mask because God will protect you, why do you need a ___?" (firearm) --TW FB posting, 08/13/21
1,000,000,000 years --lexico.com
"I didn't mean to push all of your buttons. I was just trying to hit ____." (silent) --Indian Hills Community Center sign, boredpanda.com/funny-sign-guy-vince-rozmiarek/, #13
Once the most powerful lobby (initials)
Name of group actively searching publicly available info to identify January 6th rioters (rebellion seekers, 2 words) --"Huffington Post," 08/12/21
Publisher to author, "I know you wrote this as a bleak vision of a dystopian future, but today we can sell it as a fond remembrance of the ____ ___ ____". (past pleasantly recalled, 3 words) --"Bizarro" cartoon, 08/11/21
Once first in space, now quickly becoming a liability (nation) --yahoo.com/news, 08/08/21
CO to NE direction --google.com/maps
Lake Oswego (Oregon) (abbrev.) --Wikipedia
Low-fat or low-sugar version --lexico.com
To Gov. Cuomo on the day of his announced ___________, "Don’t let the door hit you on the butt on the way out. But if it does, that door should also resign.” (departure) —Stephen Colbert, 08/10/21
Irrelevant (2 words, initials)
Army Ranger who lost a peer in Afghanistan: "I mean why did my friend get _____ __? For what?" (killed by an explosive device, 2 words) --WaPo, 08/13/21
Abbreviation of "involuntary celibate", a member of an online subculture defining themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one --en.wikipedia.org
Satirist publication headline, 08/11/21: "Toddler Cites Freedom Of Choice In Refusal To Use _____" (toilet) --theonion.com
Because of its Covid rates of infection, if _______ were a country, we would have to consider barring travelers from it entering the US. (state) --John Reiner, CNN Medical Analyst, "New Day," 08/09/21
American professional sports org --Wikipedia
Banish, expel --lexico.com