"Oh, this is your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before ___"
Jake and Elwood's orphanage, St. Helen of the Blessed ___
How the aliens come out at night, according to Newt
Where's safe? Where's familiar? Where can I smoke?
Made the red Swingline stapler famous
"Sorry you got killed by my dad"
Director of Thee Flavours Cornetto Trilogy
The people of Rock Ridge would do anything for him
He f*cked her with a parsnip last week and sold that parsnip to a family with four small children.
I was hiding under the porch because I love you.
Plays himself in Airplane!
Peck, Hathaway, and Thornburg
Strode, Ophelia, and Gershwitz
"Can you hammer a six inch ___ through a board with your penis?"
His art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor
Dog treats with that real liver and tuna taste with just a hint of cheese
"Yeah but I figure, what the hell, that's Jersey."