I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I?
What does a woman have two of the a cow has four of?
My load is sometimes soft, sometimes hard, is usually warm, and I am sometimes long and sometimes short. What am I?
My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they?
What do you call a penis that claims he’s not a crook but turns out to be one?
People come to visit me but usually don’t stay for very long. I can be clean but am more often than not very dirty. People usually reveal to me a part of themselves that they rarely show others. What am I?
You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?
I have nuts and I can get sticky but you lick me off anyway. You can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner. What am I?
I am hard when you put me in your mouth and soft and wet when you take me out of your mouth. What am I?
You slide your fingers across me first thing in the morning, you play with me before you go to bed, I live in your pants, I am always in the back of your mind and you can’t live without me. What am I?
I am long and hard and most people will happily spend their wages on me. After having me most people feel a huge feeling of relief.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
When people think of me, the word “hump” comes to mind. You can find me in a woman’s pants when they’re too tight. What am I?
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Name a word that’s four letters long, ends in “u-n-t” and is used to refer to some women?
What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
What have heads, shafts, are shaped like sticks and are long and hard?
What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a “P” and women absolutely love to get their hands on it?