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Dirty Riddles

Across
What 3 letter word starts with S and ends with X and has a vowel in the middle?
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
I can be dirty, I can be clean, I can be delicate, I can be rough. People sometimes shake me or smack me against my own kind. What am I?
I am long, you move me around with your lips and tongue, I get wet with saliva and I get sucked. What am I?
You’ll find me on a peak, I am sometimes small and sometimes big, sometimes pointy. What am I?
What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
What do you call an unsinkable virgin?
What is something that is sometimes long and sometimes short, women love having them and commands a woman’s full attention?
I am sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes hard, sometimes soft and not only that people love me and if you squeeze me just right then I’ll ooze out a little bit. What am I?
What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
What country in Asia has the largest semen producing men and therefore has the greatest chances of having lots of children?
What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
A horny virgin walked into the grocery store and went straight to the fruit section. What was she looking for?
I enjoy a soft blow, but other times I need a stronger blow in order get all that goop to come out? What am I?
I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?
I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?
Down
I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I?
What does a woman have two of the a cow has four of?
My load is sometimes soft, sometimes hard, is usually warm, and I am sometimes long and sometimes short. What am I?
My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they?
What do you call a penis that claims he’s not a crook but turns out to be one?
People come to visit me but usually don’t stay for very long. I can be clean but am more often than not very dirty. People usually reveal to me a part of themselves that they rarely show others. What am I?
You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?
I have nuts and I can get sticky but you lick me off anyway. You can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner. What am I?
I am hard when you put me in your mouth and soft and wet when you take me out of your mouth. What am I?
You slide your fingers across me first thing in the morning, you play with me before you go to bed, I live in your pants, I am always in the back of your mind and you can’t live without me. What am I?
I am long and hard and most people will happily spend their wages on me. After having me most people feel a huge feeling of relief.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
When people think of me, the word “hump” comes to mind. You can find me in a woman’s pants when they’re too tight. What am I?
When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?
Name a word that’s four letters long, ends in “u-n-t” and is used to refer to some women?
What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?
All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?
What have heads, shafts, are shaped like sticks and are long and hard?
What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a “P” and women absolutely love to get their hands on it?