Look at all your friends. They all own banks. Where I'm from, you're lucky to have a bank account.
Hey man, these handcuffs are too tight...Well they ain't built for comfort, pal.
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Sanitation? I told you to tell ’em that you was in a sanitarium. Not sanitation, sanitarium.
Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
Man, cool out, nigga. We just havin' fun with the motherfuckin' tape.
"I'ma show you how a bitch go down a slide."
Not only she know you but she said she sucked your little black dingaling last night!
I remember the days when you could get a guy hit for 40 bucks.
You gotta get the ground beneath your feet, partner, get the wind behind your back and go out in a blaze if you got to! Otherwise you ain't shit!
Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.
Its 90% bullshit, but it entertaining. That's why I read it because it entertains me. YOU won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit.