This puzzle is so packed with puns that the author apologizes in advance. Within all this punniness, three palindromes are hiding Good luck!
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In Prague, It's illegal to write a hot _____.
_____! I found my maps!
How did Voltaire like his apples?
The melons are sad because they __________.
Go hang a salami! I'm a _______ hog.
A Homer quote
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Dead batteries will be given away free of ______.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get __________.
Where do astronauts get drinks?
The C in CYMK.
Big cat pur
Toast at the zoo?
A root vegetable that works hard all day is usually ____ in the evenings.
It's the "wheel" attachment.
Singing dinosaurs
Crushing pop cans is ____-pressing.
That white board is __________!
The first name of jeans
Lisa Bonet ate no _____.
A dog, a panic, a ______.
Spilling coffee upsets me a _____.
Pessimist's blood type (hyph)
Someone else's cheese
Santa arrived in the ____ of time.
Down
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a ('em) ____.
Charlotte Bronte is a breath of fresh _____
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets ________ business.
Why the tortoise won the race
Chicken's favorite type of car
Why is Walden a great book? _______ editing.
Gherkins are no big ____.
Mysterious maple breakfast breads
Storage area for ribbed fabric
You may push the envelope, but it will always be this.
Fake noodles
I make fish puns for the _______.
In school, Groucho always got terrible ____.
Writing with a dull pencil?
His theory on inertia never gained ________.
Hip, hip, ______!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a ______.
My fear of moving stairs is __________
Grammarians have _____ sense!
Feline tunes
I've been to the dentist enough to know the ____.
Always trust a glue salesman to ____ to their word.
Milton is bad at games. There's always a ____ of dice lost.
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