My first name rhymes with BARK, and I have a large cock
I am the agent who overpays lame asses, and believes Kristi will save my agency...so I pay her $50k per yr.
Male Ginger, and mail Giggalo.
I know how to write checks, squeeze tight asses, and never come to work except to bitch.
I have a lot of these as pets, live with my mother, am stupid and blonde and have a lot of these in my house...
He's no "replacement player" to Barney, but can get the job done in a crisis.
I dress like a slut, known for being a total liar, and totally inept professionally.
My first name rhymes with FLYIN, and my cock is so small I have to drive a big truck to hide it.
I sound like a gravel truck driver when I speak, and bowl with the best of them.
I'm not kidding...these were ordered months ago, and Blaine is getting them ready for the office.
I missed everyone this year, and am enjoying this Christmas with my pedophilic boyfriend.
I am out of sight, but not out of mind.
My first name rhymes with JON, and I have a small cock
I will never be known for leading the team with outbound call volume. In fact, I will just never be known at all...I am worthless!
If I were an animal, (because I cannot ever be found), I would be known as this...