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What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Down
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
What Am I?
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky?
What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, its news. What am I?
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