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A funny old quiz by Richard

Easy!
Across
The rotation of Earth really makes ... (2,3)
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to ... (3,7)
My Mum's instinctual answer to a crossword clue made me laugh: "A useless object, 3 letters long, begins and ends with D" (3)
Where are average things manufactured? The ... (12)
Where do sheep get their wool cut? The ? shop! (3,3)
I told my psychologist I am scared of living in modern tall buildings Apparently, it's an ... (9,7)
The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I hear they’re going to give him a tough ... (8)
What did the buffalo say when his son left home for college? (5)
Two wifi engineers got married. The ? was fantastic. (9)
This made me laugh. Most people are ? when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. (7)
Down
This is my favourite! What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same _ _ _ _ _ _ name. (6)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl on the loo? Because the ... (1,2,6)
Why do French people eat snails? They don't like _ _ _ _ food! (4)
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it _ _ _ _ _ _ on me. (6)
Schoolboy joke. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the ... (5, 8)
Blunt pencils are really ? (9)
Patient: my crossword is making me depressed Doctor: try not to get ...(3,4)
I'm doing a crossword, and I'm stuck on seven down. It's seven letters long and the clue is “Lemonade drink, not Sprite”. Oh no wait sorry that's not seven down, that's (5,2)
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other ... (5)
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to ... (3,4)