What Dwight dresses up as in "Christmas Party"
Nick was definitely the most knowledgeable about this, an extension to the TLS computer networking protocol
What Michael thought the ingrown hair on his lip was
What Dwight does in the office as volunteer sheriff
According to Dwight, he is somewhere between a snake, a mongoose, and this in terms of speed
What Jim and Dwight would probably call themselves in earlier seasons, but definitely not by the end of the show
Ryan put four of these in Michael's pudding in "The Injury"
An acronym for something Michael would probably be most concerned with if he ran the country
Unlike the ideal soil for growing beets
If Kelly had a certain receptionist's name, instead of the other way around, then there would be two of these in the office
A type of that which Dwight gifts to Pam as a "prank" on Jim in "Christmas Wishes"
Charles probably wouldn't be interested in these, but a miner would be
Pam and Jim's daughter, according to Dwight
Not an alcoholic drink served at Benihana, but British writer Hector Hugh Munro's pen name
The beverage of choice for the Finer Things Club
The Scranton Strangler and others
Dwight's perfect crime is to do this to the chandelier at Tiffany's
Dwight dresses up as Belsnikel, who determines if children are admirable or like this mythical creature
A misspelling of something Phillip might wear in season 8
A dark granular rock used to make abrasive powder
Kevin's gift to himself in "Christmas Party," in Canada*
The stock value of this Chinese multinational automobile manufacturer is probably higher than that of DMI
Not "We Didn't Start the Fire," but "_____ Extremes"
The actress who plays Andy's girlfriend, Jessica, might go by this nickname
Boom mic operator Brian's ex-wife
Phillip to Dwight, in Luxembourg*
Genghis Khan, who Dwight claims would beat both Jason Bourne and James Bond in a fight
A popular music channel on Michael's favorite time-wasting site
What Jim and Dwight let Kelly do during work to make up for forgetting her birthday
A pair of pants in Marseille*
Angela has to move in with Oscar in season 9 after being this
Angela reveals in season 5 that she once reported Oscar to this organization
53-down is a type of this
A band, a cable TV channel, and what Angela always gives her cats
Michael claims he's like Eddie Murphy in this, but they're trying to make him like Eddie Murphy in Daddy Day Care