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Why do they tell women to wear underwear parachuting? s so they dont ____ on the way down
what do you call a hillbilly on a trampoline?
What do you call a blind deer?
what you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls
Why dont blind people skydive? it scares the hell out the ___
what do you call cow after it gives birth?
what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend
what do you call a retired cowboy
what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Down
Offspring of cat and a ball of wool
What sound does a blind man make in the minefield
hat did the snail say as he he was riding on the turtles back?
Why did God created armadillos? so rednecks could have _____ on the half shell
Did you hear about the pirate captain that went deaf when he retired? He lost his ________ !
what do you call a blind dinosaur? _______hesaurus.
What do you call a Canary STD?
The past , present and future walk in to a bar, it was ___.
What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?
why do they say atoms lie? They ______ everything!
Did you hear about the dog that tried to bite a ghost? he got a mouthful full of ____.